Cory's Computer: a review

Today I started writing a review of two and half men, and never finished... I was typing on Cory's computer, which seemed to be fine and easy to use at first until i left for a few moments and it fell asleep. I couldn't figure out how to turn it on or wake it up though it was humming and making noises, I gave up and forgot about it completely and then it turned on again, my brilliant critique on Charlie Sheen and his gang gone, forever. Even now its giving me trouble with the pad and mouse accessory being so sensitive that i accidentally rub against it and I find myself typing in the middle of a previous sentence. Also the internet goes in and out. This PC's windows are closed for business. In honor of Charlie Sheen's loss, this computer gets only one and a half men out of two and a half men.