Thanksgiving is a time to share with family, celebrate the harvest and the coming holidays, and of course, to give thanks. Its a celebration dating back to the foundation of this country i.e. slaying natives and the oppression of those weaker than ourselves.
My holiday was consistent of years passed, my grotesquely overweight family gathered around slop, grandma blathering about the weather in between racist undertones with her arm fat dancing wildly in the autumn light, dad's passionate yelling at the television, the daggers in the eyes of my step mother and the falsehoods i lay in conversations about returning
to school while simultaneously pretending to know about sports.
If you enjoy your family covered in boatloads of gravy this holiday is for you, but this turkey aint basted. This celebration gets 3 big ol' fat guys!
"arm fat dancing wildly in the autumn light." i heard that's the first single off your new EP.
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