Indian Wells Reviewed

On a daily basis some of you pass through what has recently become known as Indian Wells. I reluctantly frequent this destination five days a week for work. This city seems to have allusive boundaries: a small strip along hwy 111, the tennis garden (which seems like it should be a part of palm desert), and mysterious housing developments against the mountains. I wonder what it takes to become a city? It seems like all you need is a bunch of money and a city hall. Even the cities website seems as if it is for some spa get-a-way. For those of us who can't afford the million dollar homes and who don't care for gorgeous golf courses, what is this city truly? Is it merely one more place to get pulled over driving from Indio to Palm Springs? Well pretty much, however it does have other things to offer. It is an area where pursed lipped ladies, and people who don't know how to tip at restaurants, can purchase million dollar homes. I can't think of any better place to drive 10 miles per hour under the speed limit in a foreign car. For me this well is half empty,

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